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When your husband pisses you off...

12/18/2012

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I couldn't ask for a better husband. His name is John, we met 11 years ago and it was love at first sight!!  Really, he is awesome.  He is GREAT with the kids!!  He plays trains, changes diapers, gives baths, packs lunches...you name it...TOTAL HANDS ON DAD!!

In the "Husband Department," he wins too!  He cleans the kitchen EVERY night!  He is "understanding" when I text him 50 times a day about random crap that drives me crazy!!  He is cool about unreasonable purchases and acts concerned when I tell him I have NOTHING to wear!! 

But every once in a while, he manages to do something that deserves the wifely punishment!!  So after being married for 7 years, having 3 kids, living in 4 cities and having 4 jobs....I have finally learned the EASY way to get satisfaction when I am pissed at my husband.  See, fighting and name calling just doesn't work. When you do that, you just create this tension in the house, name calling isn't nice...and everyone gets pissed.  So, this is what I have found that works.  Little things, that you know piss HIM off...but he can't PROVE that you did them on purpose!  HA!

  1. "Accidentally" leave a toddler toy in his parking spot in the garage, so he has to either park in the driveway or get out and move it before pulling in.
  2. Shave your arm pits or bikini line with his razor.
  3. Fold up one of your socks in with his...so when he is at the gym in the morning he has no other option than wearing a sock that is going to slide down his leg all day.
  4. Make salmon for dinner.
  5. Have your toddler eat popcorn on his side of the bed.
  6. "Accidentally" move his towel across the room while he is in the shower..then go downstairs.
  7. Post something about his "Clay Aiken" CD on his facebook page.
  8. Throw something with dried baby vomit into the dryer with his white shirts.
  9. Put on self tanner before bed.
  10. Hide the baby wipes before leaving on your "Mommy Day Out."

Anyone else have any good ones??  If so, post and share!  Pay it forward girls...we could all use a good laugh and some tips on keeping our homes happy!!

12 Comments
Deborah E
12/19/2012 07:27:08 am

. Creating tension I agree is not good. It was always amazing how purchasing myself a piece of jewelry, eased all my tension and I could just smile at my darling husband who had just made me cringe. Or as you said pissed me off.

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Deborah E
12/19/2012 07:31:48 am

It has been quite awhile since I have made such a purchase. Thank goodness…. And I have a few lovely pieces.

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Julie JOrdan Scott link
12/21/2012 11:43:21 pm

How about….. misplacing the remote control (which he doesn't notice until you have left for Moms Day Out and ooops! Your cell phone isn't getting his texts….)

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Julie Jordan Scott link
12/21/2012 11:44:24 pm

PS - I'm from #SITSSharefest….yay!

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thedoseofreality link
12/21/2012 11:56:07 pm

Could have SWORN I commented on this yesterday. I even was telling my blogging partner about how funny this post was. Maybe I only commented in my mind! ;) Anyway, I loved it! :) Stopping by from SITS Sharefest.

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Allie link
12/22/2012 02:27:25 am

I like Julie's, hide, uh, misplace the remote. I may have done that a time or two.

It's the little things like not moving the car seat back after you drive and he can't get in.

Having our kids do something like fold his clothes. They are sloppy about it but he has to be proud and thank them.

I like your ideas!! I may have to try a few.

~Allie

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Jenny link
12/26/2012 07:12:10 am

LOVE the car seat one! That is GREAT!

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Shannon link
12/24/2012 05:26:56 am

My favorite- hey my family is coming over for dinner and I am going to be late coming home from work... Sorry ;)

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Jenny link
12/26/2012 07:11:19 am

Oohh! That's a GOOD ONE!

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icescreammama link
12/27/2012 07:56:48 am

ha! you're funny... and i wouldn't mess with you!! he seems so nice, but you did move 4 times and have his 3 kids in 4 years, so... he's forever your bitch. :)

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Jennifer Dunlap
12/27/2012 10:25:44 am

Nice! I like that! So true!!

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Janine Huldie link
12/27/2012 10:40:32 am

My husband has a place for everything that is his. So I just move something and watch him go crazy trying to find it. It works every time!! Thanks for following me on Facebook and happy to follow you back :)

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