 | Mother's Day: Our ONE vacation day of the year. I don't want flowers, brunch or gifts. What I really want is... |
1. My kids to wipe their own butts, and to learn to crap in just ONE toilet in the house.
2. Liposuction to become an out-patient surgery with a 24 hour recovery period.
3. A privacy window installed between the front and back seats of my car.
4. A Shut the Fuck Up button, that can be used on anyone, anywhere.
5. Drop In Daycare at Target and Costco stores.
6. Medical marijuana to become legal for moms with multiple kids.
7.Starbucks and BevMo 1-Hour delivery service.
8. The gov't to start paying salaries to SAHMs for raising the future of America.
9. A potty-training doula for hire.
10. Mother's Day to be once a month, it's BS that we have to wait ALL YEAR for this day!!
2. Liposuction to become an out-patient surgery with a 24 hour recovery period.
3. A privacy window installed between the front and back seats of my car.
4. A Shut the Fuck Up button, that can be used on anyone, anywhere.
5. Drop In Daycare at Target and Costco stores.
6. Medical marijuana to become legal for moms with multiple kids.
7.Starbucks and BevMo 1-Hour delivery service.
8. The gov't to start paying salaries to SAHMs for raising the future of America.
9. A potty-training doula for hire.
10. Mother's Day to be once a month, it's BS that we have to wait ALL YEAR for this day!!
